August282014

super-sandri:

pokeaheichou:

blind-seer:

bodyfluids:

i love that the 104th top ten goes

  1. mikasa
  2. titan
  3. titan
  4. titan
  5. titan

6. horse

7. Jesus

8. Avatar

9. Potato Girl

10: Not Historia. 

(via the-real-mozart)

10PM

oddbagel:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

This is some Detroit techno shit.

(Source: sandandglass, via sailormoonfan224)

10PM
prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

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10PM

myboyfriendsadrummer:

Remember when chad dylan cooper was in 17 again and Troy Bolton was his father

(via amongsometalkofyouandme)

10PM
insanesuperwholockian42:

julieraven:

raggedyblue-box:

Whoever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book. (No likes! I swear it has some really cool facts.)
I promise I will do all of them!

GIVE ME I LOVE RANDOM FACTS

I OWN THIS BOOK IT IS AMAZING

insanesuperwholockian42:

julieraven:

raggedyblue-box:

Whoever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book. (No likes! I swear it has some really cool facts.)

I promise I will do all of them!

GIVE ME I LOVE RANDOM FACTS

I OWN THIS BOOK IT IS AMAZING

(Source: mydarlingdoctors, via sailormoonfan224)

10PM

theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

(Source: nellhorin, via figjamplay-san)

10PM
monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

(via sailormoonfan224)

10PM
10PM
reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

(Source: rllylovely, via figjamplay-san)

10PM

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

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Where is 12?

fuck 12

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